the most interesting woman in the world

• She turns down 10 marriage proposals every minute.
• She doesn't have to clean her apartment because it's already clean.
• If she were to dial a disconnected number, it would still ring and be answered.
• Her hair is stronger than titanium and smoother than silk.
• When she flashes her smile, its brightness is seen by astronauts in space.
• Her breath smells like perfume.
• If she were to get pregnant, she would have others give birth for her.
• She turned down a date with the Old Spice guy.
• She has saved over a million acres of rainforest on her own.
• If she were to run for president, she would be elected before she ran and serve 30 terms in office.
• She can dismantle a nuclear bomb with a flutter of her eyelash.
• She'll answer your question before you even ask it.

She is the most interesting woman in the world.